In 2024, I wrote a topical song about a rouge update to a service called Crowdstrike, which caused nearly every Windows computer in existence to crash. My third video game was an attempt to make a game to go along with the song. You play a Steve Ballmer, and you have to run and jump your way through a surreal world of classic Windows environments, collecting classic Macs and avoiding giant Bill Gates heads, in order to find and apply the update that will save all the Windows computers.