"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle." -Sun Tzu
In this alternate history, Gerald Spicer, the man who played Colonel Sanders in KFC commercials in the 1980s would paint his face like a clown on the mornings of the photoshoots and video commercials. He wanted to live in the skin of his enemy and prepare himself for war.
