BiG iNC Employee #503716
From
BiG iNC
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Welcome to BiG iNC! By the grace of BiG MiSTER and our pSeudo-Natural Animal Track and Capture Humanelyish (SNATCH) operatives, you have been selected as an employee! Congratulations! Now sit your fuzzy little butt down in this chair - don’t mind the restraints - and hold still.
A Brainwashed
Bear
It
snarls disapprovingly at words like "art" and "mission."
experiencing
the eternal question
has the never-ending task of
going everywhere way too slowly
in the
Internal Affairs Division