BiG iNC Employee #503090
From
BiG iNC
Ξ0.002
Welcome to BiG iNC! By the grace of BiG MiSTER and our pSeudo-Natural Animal Track and Capture Humanelyish (SNATCH) operatives, you have been selected as an employee! Congratulations! Now sit your fuzzy little butt down in this chair - don’t mind the restraints - and hold still.
A Brainwashed
Muskrat
It
chuckles ruefully for what could have been.
experiencing
an intense dislike of that one guy
has the never-ending task of
operating the shrinkification ray
in the
Receiving Department