how to succeed at business

The 24-hour workday isn’t some bullshit business ideology...it is a lifestyle. It is the paradigm shift to end all paradigm shifts. It is the core of core competency.

It is achieving happiness through submission. It is abandoning all other aspects of your life to become the perfect employee and through that perfection, achieving corporate enlightenment that will synergize all aspects of your life. You want to swim in the tepid, urine filled stream of unrealized revenue? Get on your ill-fitting Men's Warehouse khaki pants and wade with me.

Now let’s get into the weeds.

With my game-changing 24-hour workday method, you’ll be the most agile you’ve ever been. You’ll hard stop and pivot into unimaginable wealth and all but guarantee that you’ll die and be listlessly celebrated by a sparsely attended funeral of coworkers there against their will. The way death was meant to be experienced. Die alone next to fake plants. Die in an ergonomic chair. Generate more revenue.