Attendee Type
Masked Player
Created
2025-02-23 23:48:22.079 -0600
Observation
The fuck you lookin at?
You've been staring at this shit blankly, trying to find "your spot" for the past two and a half hours. You've been here since 12:30, Randy. You had shit to do.
No surprise, you haven't realized there are a hundred monkeys in this bitch and not one fucking banana. NOT ONE.
We got apples, citrus, eggs, mushrooms, and those nasty ass bloody hearts, but NO BANANAS.
How the fuck are you going to meaningfully observe a painting when you can't even see a blatant plot hole?
C'mon Randy
Response 1
We can dance around our words all day, Shawn. But the truth is, this shit is "too on the nose".
Response 2
Let me take a stab at that first question, Kevin.
You ended up here because you've got more money than common sense.
Why don't you take those paper hands and wipe the drool off your chin.
Maybe next time your single brain wrinkle will do its job.
Response 3
How about you "Here, foo-inish" your sentence?
This is the third time you've stopped talking mid-thought. How high are you, Stacey?
All you been talking about is the food the whole goddamn time.
It's delicious, we get it. Now finish your sentence.
Revision
From now until the end of time this painting will have a banana engraved as permanent as any other stroke of light or shadow: 🍌